Slimy Spelling Class with Teacher Slimy

SLIMY SPELLING

SPELLING IS LIKE A RIVER OF THORNS FLOWING LOUDLY BEHIND YOUR HOUSE BUT YOU CANT STOP IT FROM FLOWING OR YOU WILL GET YOURSELF CUT OR OVER WILLY NILLY. NOW I KNOW THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SPELLING, I JUST WANTED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION.............................................YA.

LETS BEGIN SHALL WE?

EXAMPLE ;  TOILET. MOST PEOPLE WOULD SPELL IT LIKE THAT BUT REALLY  ITS  ACTUALLY SPELLED AS TOYLET. 

ANOTHER EXAMPLE IS COMPUTER...  THE THING YOU ARE USING NOW. USUALLY YOU WOULD SPELL IT THE WAY YOU WERE THAUGT TO SPELL IT BUT REALLY IT IS SPELLED LIKE KOMPIUTAR........ YOU SEE.


NOW YET AGAIN I WOOD LIKE U TO STARE AT THIS GREEN SLIME..... A PART OF ME

ENJOY IT

 

NOW BEFORE I LEAVE YOU TODAY AGAIN I WANT YOU TO THINK BACK FROM THE START OF THIS CLASS AND REALISE HOW MANY ERRORS IN SPELLING I HAVE DONE. IF YOU ANSWER CORRECT I HAVE FULL RASPECT FOR YOU THANK YOU........... 

                   

 

                    LEARNING ENGLISH WITH TEACHER                                                                  SLIMY

              ENGLISH IS A WONDERFUL LANGUAGE WITH WONDERFUL WORDS SUCH AS SLIME. I WOULD KNOW AS I AM A SLIME MYSELF. NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT COVERED ITS TIME TO LEARN THIS SUCH AS SLIMY AND SLIMED AND MUCH MUCH MORE. BEFORE YOU LEAVE THIS PAGE OUT OF BOREDOM, PLEASE ADMIRE THIS SLIME AND THINK AGAIN ABOUT YOUR NEXT MOVE.

SEE THE BUBBLES OF THIS SLIME AND PONDER ON THE THOUGHT YOU JUST HAD 

ABOUT LEAVING THIS PAGE.

NOW THERE WILL BE LOADS MORE ACTION FROM TEACHER SLIMY OVER HERE SO I HOPE ALL OF YOU SLIME KIDS OUT THERE WILL STICK AROUND FOR MORE ENGLISH TIPS FROM ME SUCH AS SAYING MY FAMILY AND I INSTEAD OF  ME AND MY FAMILY. OR............ MAYBE THE OTHER WAY AROUND . ANYWAY I WILL LEAVE YOU ALL HANGING TODAY WITH A SIMPLE RIDDLE FOR YOU TO ANSWER FOR ME.

THERE ARE THREE SLIMES ON A SLIME BUS. TWO SLIMES WENT OF ON THE FIRST STOP AND FOUR GOT ON. THEN ON THE NEXT STOP FIVE SLIMES GOT OF AND TEN WENT ON.  NOW HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR A SLIME TO USE A BATHROOM 

THANK YOU